[VONGOLA MANAGEMENT and INTERNAL AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT]

i'm sure you guys've seen the boss' memo. right, let's see what we're gonna do about it, yeah?

( game plan guys! )

[VONGOLA]

looks like production department needs more people so imma lend you my crew. THEY USED TO BE IN PROD TOO SO THEY KNOW OK! if you still need MORE imma help out too. I USED TO DELIVER STUFF FOR VONGOLA WHEN I WAS A KID!

and coz i'm lending out the guys to the prod department, cleaning will be slower here, SO YOU BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS. or else imma give you over to HIBARI.


new rules on wine, dudes:

restriction on wine! YOU CAN ONLY DRINK ONE BOTTLE AS WEEK instead of SIX BOTTLES A WEEK OR SOMETHING. if you want wine you have to log it when we give it to you. I WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE TOO MANY. don't try cheating, BECAUSE I WILL KNOW TOO. people who break this rule will get a BAN for A MONTH so ya better not try anything. there's a memo or letter of this with tsuna's sign so you better listen.

[ALL]

oh hey guess what, i've been internal affairs officer for exactly a month today! man it's like it's longer. must've been friday the 13th!

WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE COMING!

[VONGOLA]

pets aren;t allowed in the building. it's like how we try not to bring kids in here unless it's needed! if you're not the ceo, you can't bring pets in ok!

HEY HIBARI CAN WE IMPOSE A WINE BAN ON EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE?

[ALL]

ERGH TODAY WHEN I WENT OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR JOGGING, IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING! and then there was a roadkill cat in front of the apartment, it was kind of extremely weird. WHO RAN OVER A CAT? i hope it doesn't smell there later.

[VONGOLA]

DUDES i know you guys like wine and stuff and you drink in the middle of work, but if you drink too much and BARF ON MY CARPETS, i am going to put you on a WINE BAN for a MONTH. SUBSTANCE ABUSE IS NOT COOL GUYS!!

Bulletin today

LOST AND FOUND
FOUND: DOG
FOUND: HIBARI'S PLANNER

SOMEONE said not to abuse my LOST AND FOUND THAT FINDS YOU so you guys can get these from my office

enjoy that cervello party, guys! imma take care of the building while you're gone!

[ALL]

hahaha, i shouldn't eat so much chocolate but there were a lot left on my desk last week! guess i'll be going to the gym earlier til april

[VONGOLA]

last of the supplies came in, so we're now completely restocked! miura, we have the pink highlighters you asked for your department!

LOST AND FOUND

LOST: BASEBALL CAP, DS STYLUS (PINK), iPOD SHUFFLE
FOUND: EYEGLASSES (BLUE), EYEGLASSES (GREEN)

[ALL]

ANOTHER GREAT NEW WEEK!

[VONGOLA]

everything's back to normal, guys! all the floors're clean, supplies are restocked, and gokudera's hair is still like an octopus! the shredders should be back by later so no worries about that!

i'm happy that the guys who were hurt last week are back at work today!

Bulletin:

LOST AND FOUND

FOUND: SHOE

[ALL]

to the varia dudes: sorry about mistaking you for a vongola employee that was being stupid. i uh, take back the rude things i said! ... :D?

Happy Valentines Day!

[VONGOLA (he private messaged each and every employee in the company to keep this from leaking -- IT TOOK AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME)]

hnnnghasdhgjasjd now that the people're mostly out, my crew finally managed to scrape off all that wax from the floor. called the supplier TEN MILLION TIMES today and they finally sent someone over. looks like they packed a different kind of wax in our usual supply. WHAAAAT. it's still a lil slippery so i'm keeping the rugs there until we really get them off.

to the people who were hurt and hospitalized because of today: i'm still asking the finance about it, but my department's willin to pay you back for your medical bills from today or at least give you pain killers or something.... BUT SORRY FOR THE MESS. I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR PUTTING YOUR LIVES AND OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCTION IN DANGER!

supplies are coming soon. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT, we can't do anything if we can only order stuff once a month. this time i'm getting more extras.

[PRIVATE TO KYOKO, TSUNA, FUUTA, HARU, AND WHOEVER'S COMING ON VDAY]

we're still on, right?!

[PRIVATE]

THIS DAY WAS EXTREME

Bulletins, roughly taped to the bulletin boards:
ATTN:

CAREFUL WALKING AROUND, FLOORS VERY SLIPPERY

guys i think i saw varia-filtered stuff earlier. is the network broken, yamamoto?

well anyway it doesn't matter i can just say everything on the public filter SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES NOT TO SEE THIS OK

shredders: i was supposed to have my crew return the shredders this afternoon, but ALL THE BLADES HAVE TO BE CHANGED so no shredder today. we managed to replace the blades for some of them already but we're out of stock. stock coming next week so HOLD YOUR HORSES AND SHARE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. i already assigned people to keep on replacin' the shredder bags all day so they don't fill up even with all of you using them

most of our floors are carpeted but the ones that aren't are EXTREMELY SLIPPERY TODAY. please be careful k! i think someone accidentally used too much polish while vacuuming or the stuff was wrong. i'm complaining to the supplier. anyway i've called in the guys to spread out the extra carpets and rugs on the areas. BUT BE CAREFUL ANYWAY.

OH YEAH WE'RE RUNNING OUTTA OFFICE SUPPLIES. book dev's already sent me their orders (post its and pink highlighters) i'm ordering the usual set on monday so the rest of you also give me any special ones you need. if you really run dry today i'll send someone to buy from the mall so just call me for that. better yet, SEND SOMEONE TO ME. ESPECIALLY YOU, PROD DEPT.

electricity: sup with the city?

On the bulletins today:

ATTN:

ALL EMPLOYEES ARE HEREBY DISALLOWED FROM USING THE PAPER SHREDDERS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

now the guys have to check them all in case of blade damaging DUDES STAPLES AND PAPER CLIPS AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE NOT PAPER AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE. IT SAYS PAPER SHREDDER, NOT STAPLE CRUNCHER!


[FILTER -- KYOKO]

SIS, ARE YOU AGAINST TAKING TSUNA WITH US TO VALENTINES DAY LUNCH? I ASKED HIM TO JOIN US.

[ooc: Apparently, he also invited Haru and Fuuta! And then there is an invite to dinner.]

[ALL]

WHAT I MISSED THE LUNAR ECLIPSE WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME.


and what book is this? i want it! DINOSAUR

[Vongola Management/PR/Marketing and Sales/cc-ed to HR]

i've checked the offices now and contacted the contractor for renovations/repairs. this building is old yanno, it's actually starting to leak in places. we can work starting on friday. FIRST IS THE PR, because dudes your office is old or drafty or whatever. i'm still waiting for a shipment of supplies so the PA guys can move into the conference room on the third floor, but the thing is, the supplies are delayed. SO! I'M MOVING ALL OF YOU TO THE MARKETING AND SALES OFFICE! it's the one with the most space and it's just for a week or so. PLAY NICE, LAMBO!

PR: please have your things packed by lunch tomorrow. you should be settled down and everything before EOD in the marketing office.

M&S: i already moved your stuff from the office storage to make room. the stuff's in the closet down the hall.

Bulletin for the day:

LOST AND FOUND:
CAR KEYS
GLASSES WITH RED FRAME
COW MUG

[Private]

my eye kinda hurts a little. maybe i need shades in the office, hahaha!


[ooc: Also, Ryohei's department's put up the pink glow-in-the-dark hearts that Fuuta gave them. They are everywhere. And the thing is, you need to climb up step ladders to actually take them down. And, wtf, long post is long.]

LOST AND FOUND

FOUND: USED CONDOM IN ROOM XXXX

THIS OFFICE IS NOT A LOVE MOTEL. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHOCKED TAKEDA-SAN WAS AFTER CLEANING YOUR OFFICE LAST NIGHT? CLAIM THIS IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY, WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.


[ooc: Added something to this post. Relevant to relationships!]

ATTN: VONGOLA EMPLOYEES!

I'M SURE YOU NOTICED TEH EXTREMELY SHINY NEW BULLETIN BOARDS IN FRONT OF ALL THE ELEVATOR STATIONS OF EVERY FLOOR IN THE BUILDING (EXCEPT FOR FLOOR ONE, COZ THE GUESTS GO THROUGH THE GROUND FLOOR SO THERE). THE NEW BULLETINS ARE THERE FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS COZ ONE PER FLOOR AIN'T WORKING ANYMORE. NEXT WEEK MY DEPARTMENT'S INSTALLIN SOMETHING ELSE!

also goin round tomorrow to check the offices. i heard some are pretty old already so we should fix that right?! ALL OUR OFFICES MUST BE EXTREME!

oh yeah i got a new scooter to use in the office. wish i could shove the pickup in and drive that instead

THIS POST IS HERE FOR EXTREME CONCRITTING!

Note as of Feb 9, 2009: Just to be clear, I'm retconning all of Ryohei's relationships outside of the Vongola. I assume that he knows all the player characters in Vongola provided that they've been there for more than a few months. He's nosy that way, and at any rate, supplies for the staff pass through him, so he knows when new blood comes in. However, he knows nothing of the people outside of Vongola. Now that he's the a new head, he's actually obligated to sit in front of his computer and troll everyone fully acquaint himself with the network and its users, so... nice to meet you! If any of you are into boxing, then maybe you're in the same gym? IDK.

To be extra clear: There is no Lissuria in his life. They've never met.

Oh yeah!: He doesn't know Hibari = Kyo-chan yet.

[ooc]

Taking a hiatus. Friend is over from abroad and it's lol, really eating up time. The revamp is coming up anyway, and since my Ryohei will be completely new, I think it's safe to say that there's no longer a need for this version between now until the revamps kick in...? I'll be back with my new profile for the revamp and everything. Also, will contact people so I can figure out the relationship of this new Ryohei with them, naa! One of these days. *conks out*

( Note to self, future Ryohei plans. )

i went to that starbucks place today but the guy behind the counter seemed hassled? kinda? by the people!! and then i didn't know half the stuff on the menu so i left and went back to kokuyo to pick up recalled books. i think i'll ask lussuria what's good to drink there like lemon juice or something and NOT coffee when i go to the gym tomorrow! they seem to have a lot of bread stuff too but those aren't allowed for me either. wonder if they have oatmeal hahaha doubt it.

anyway, i'll have intensive (did i spell this right) training starting tomorrow since the championship is getting nearer. kyoko, do you mind making our date in the evening? SORRY I HAVE TO MOVE IT!! COACH DEMANDS MY EXTREME ATTENTION OR ELSE HE'LL TALK TO MY BOSS TO GIMME A LEAVE!! DDDD: DON'T WANT!!

also, my capslock key is fixed!